Hello, young lovers,
Valentine’s Day is a cruel and false holiday popularized by greeting-card companies to peddle more paper goods. Valentine’s Day is also the final of the four miserable winter holidays on which you are reminded that no one loves you and/or you hate your fucking family.
As a representative of VICE, I would like to address the young people reading this and tell them that lots of people are alone on Valentine’s Day and that it is a bullshit holiday made to capitalize on the basest parts of the human psyche.
We asked some of our favorite working cartoonists and illustrators about their worst Valentine’s Day experiences and commissioned them to make custom valentines for you nice folks out there to give to someone you love or jerk off to or or just stare at as you cry and think about how you are so fat and awful and no one will ever love you.